7+ Best Witty Jokes Jokes For flex

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I decided to start a band with my muscles. We're called 'The Flex-tet.

I asked the mirror if I was the fairest of them all. It replied, 'Flex more, and we'll talk!

Why did the tomato turn red at the gym? It saw the salad dressing!

I tried to do a push-up today, but I think I'm still pushing last year's resolutions. Flexing my procrastination muscles!

Why did the smartphone go to the gym? It wanted to improve its selfie esteem with a front-facing flex!

My dog started a fitness blog. It's called 'Bark and Flex.

I joined a yoga class to work on my flexibility. Now I can touch my toes... when I take my socks off!

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