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The Dating Dilemma
Impressions vs. authenticity
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I took my date to a concert and flexed my dance moves. She said, "Are you a professional dancer?" I said, "No, but I did stay at a Holiday Inn Express last night." Turns out, my dance moves are more confusing than impressive.
The Gym Buff
Balancing fitness and humility
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At the gym, I asked a guy how much he benches. He said, "I bench my own ego." Well, I tried benching mine once, and now it won't stop following me around like a clingy ex.
The Office Warrior
Juggling deadlines and bicep curls
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My boss caught me flexing in the breakroom mirror. He said, "You're here to work, not to work it." I guess my promotion is on hold until I learn to flex my spreadsheets instead of my muscles.
The Social Media Star
Looking good vs. living good
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I posted a workout video claiming I do 100 push-ups every day. The only pushing I do is pushing the snooze button on my alarm. Turns out, my followers prefer fiction over fitness.
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