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Why did the weightlifter bring a ladder to the gym? He wanted to take his flex to new heights!
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I asked the bodybuilder if he could do a split. He said, 'Sure, between my biceps and triceps!
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I told my friend he should become a comedian. He said, 'I'm already flexing my funny bone!
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I told my friend he should start a band called 'Flex and the Reps.' They'd really lift the audience!
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What do you call a snake who's really good at lifting weights? A hiss-ter!
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Why did the flexing broom get invited to all the parties? It always swept everyone off their feet!
Flexing in Relationships
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You ever meet those couples who flex their relationship on social media? It's like a competition of who can post the most lovey-dovey stuff. Meanwhile, I'm just trying to negotiate whose turn it is to do the dishes without starting World War III.
Flexing on Social Media
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Social media is the Olympics of flexing. People flex their vacations, their brunches, even their pet goldfish. Meanwhile, I’m just trying to flex my meme game without causing a digital uproar.
Flexing in Parenting
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Parents these days flex their parenting skills like it’s a competitive sport. Oh, my child can recite the alphabet backward while standing on one leg. Meanwhile, I struggle to get my imaginary child to clean their virtual room in a video game.
Gym Drama Queen
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Ever seen those gym aficionados? They strut around, lifting weights with such vigor, they’re basically auditioning for a role in a superhero movie. I go to the gym and accidentally flex in the mirror, and suddenly I'm the new drama queen of the treadmill.
Flexing in Tech Support
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Have you ever called tech support and the person on the other end is flexing their knowledge so hard, it’s like they're trying out for a role in The Matrix? Meanwhile, I’m here just trying to figure out which button to press without causing a global meltdown.
Flexitarian Woes
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I tried this new diet once, it’s called flexitarian. It's like, Yeah, I'm a vegetarian, but I also sometimes eat meat. I'm flexible! It's confusing. I ended up just flexing my appetite in every direction.
Flexing at the Supermarket
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Ever seen those people at the supermarket with a cart full of organic, gluten-free, farm-fresh stuff? They’re flexing their shopping habits. Meanwhile, I’m just trying to remember what I came here to buy without getting distracted by the ice cream aisle.
Flexing at Work
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Bosses who flex their authority, strutting around the office like they’re in The Godfather. Meanwhile, I’m just trying to flex my creativity without getting a memo about being too innovative.
Flexing in Traffic
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People who honk incessantly in traffic, they're just flexing their impatience. Meanwhile, I'm in the car doing interpretive dance moves, trying to turn frustration into a road show.
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