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What did the pencil say to the eraser on their first day at work together? 'I'll never forget you.
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I thought I'd impress everyone on my first day at work by bringing a map. They just use GPS like normal people.
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On my first day at work, I accidentally hit 'Reply All' and shared my lunch plans with the entire company. Guess who's having lunch alone?
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Why did the scarecrow become a great coworker on his first day at work? Because he was outstanding in his field!
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Why did the computer go to therapy on its first day at work? It had too many bytes of emotional baggage!
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Why did the tomato turn red on its first day at work? It saw the salad dressing!
The Mystery of the Missing Stapler
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I realized there's a serious crime wave in the office – stapler theft. I mean, who steals staplers? Is there an underground stapler black market I'm not aware of? I'm thinking of setting up a sting operation with a glitter-bomb rigged stapler.
Coffee Machine Conundrum
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I tried making coffee in the fancy office coffee machine. It looked like a spaceship control panel. I pushed a button, and suddenly, the entire office was treated to a coffee waterfall. I guess I found the 'Brew for the Whole Office' setting.
New Employee Initiation
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I walked into the office on my first day, and they handed me a giant binder labeled New Employee Initiation. I thought, Wow, is this a job or a secret society? Do I need to wear a cloak and recite the company mission statement backwards?
The Office Olympics
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So, it was my first day at work, and they told me about this amazing tradition they have called The Office Olympics. I thought, Great, finally a chance to showcase my skills in professional procrastination and extreme coffee consumption.
Conference Room Chronicles
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I walked into the conference room, and it felt like entering a battlefield. There were empty coffee cups, abandoned notebooks, and a mysterious smell. I realized that booking a conference room was more competitive than winning the Hunger Games.
Desk Decor Dilemmas
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I tried personalizing my desk on the first day. Little did I know, the guy next to me had a miniature Zen garden and a bonsai tree. My desk looked like it belonged to a chaotic squirrel hoarding office supplies.
Secret Office Lingo
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They have this secret office lingo that nobody tells you about. Someone said, Let's touch base offline, and I'm thinking, Offline? Are we planning a covert mission or just discussing the budget report? I need a translator for office-speak.
Email Etiquette or Alien Language?
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They handed me the company email guidelines, and I thought I was reading an ancient scroll. Thou shalt not 'reply all' unless thou art prepared to face the wrath of the entire office. I felt like I was decoding hieroglyphics.
Elevator Awkwardness
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On the elevator, everyone was silent, and I was desperately trying to fit in. So, I pressed a button for a random floor and said, Just checking if the buttons work! Now they all avoid eye contact with the elevator buttons.
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