7 Jokes For First Day At Work

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Updated on: Jun 07 2025

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My coworkers welcomed me with open arms on my first day at work. Apparently, HR forgot to mention I'm a hugger.
My boss told me to have a blast on my first day at work. So, I brought a confetti cannon. HR was not impressed.
My first day at work was so emotional. Even the coffee was a little depressed.
My first day at work was like a tornado – it left everyone confused, and there were a few casualties .
On my first day at work, I accidentally called my boss 'mom.' Awkward, considering I'm 30 and he's 40.
My boss told me I should have a positive attitude on my first day at work. So, I took a math book with me.
My coworkers told me I needed to break the ice on my first day at work. So, I brought a penguin. HR wasn't amused.

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