5 Jokes For First Day At Work

Double Meaning Jokes

Updated on: Jun 07 2025

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The Overeager Newbie

Trying too hard to impress
I thought I'd make an entrance on my first day. I walked in and tried to charm everyone. Turns out, when they said 'break the ice,' they didn't mean by slipping on the welcome mat!

The Clueless Rookie

Misunderstanding basic workplace norms
I misinterpreted 'team building' on my first day. I brought Lego sets, thinking we were literal about building a team. Turns out, they meant trust falls, not constructing miniature cities!

The Eager Beaver

Desperate to avoid mistakes
My first day, I was on edge. I accidentally stapled my sleeve to my report. Thought I'd be the laughing stock, but they called it 'bringing a new meaning to attaching files!'

The Nervous Wreck

Dealing with anxiety and uncertainty
I tried to play it cool, but my anxiety on the first day was next-level. I asked for the restroom and ended up in the supply closet. Found enough pens in there to write a novel about my embarrassing moments!

The Overwhelmed Newbie

Feeling swamped with information
I wanted to hit the ground running on my first day. Instead, I hit a wall of acronyms and buzzwords. I think I accidentally RSVP'd to a business jargon convention!

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