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Starting a new job is like learning a new language. You nod along in meetings, pretending you understand all the office jargon, but really, you're mentally translating "synergy" to "I have no idea what's going on.
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You know it's your first day at work when you're more lost than a sock in a dryer. Every hallway looks the same, and you're convinced the meeting room keeps shifting its location.
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Ever notice how the office printer always seems to sense when it's your first day? Suddenly, it develops a vendetta against you, jamming just when you're trying to print your first important document.
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The first day at a new job is like the first day at school, except this time, you don't get a cool backpack. Instead, you get a pile of paperwork that weighs as much as a small elephant.
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Have you noticed how on your first day at work, everyone suddenly becomes the most helpful and friendliest version of themselves? It's like walking into a parallel universe where kindness is the office dress code.
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The first day at a new job is like trying to parallel park a car: lots of adjusting, a few nervous glances, and hoping you don't bump into anything or anyone in the process.
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Starting a new job is a bit like being a detective. You spend the day trying to figure out who's in charge, who's the office clown, and most importantly, where on earth they hide the good coffee.
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Ever notice how on your first day at work, you suddenly become an expert at nodding and smiling? It's like a crash course in professional bobblehead impersonations.
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First days at work are like blind dates. You're nervous, trying to make a good impression, and secretly hoping nobody notices your awkwardness or that you spilled coffee on your shirt.
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