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So, I pull up to the drive-thru, right? And I'm thinking, what if Fetty Wap worked at the drive-thru? I can already hear it: "Ayy, welcome to McDonald's, baby! What you want? Big Mac with extra cheese? Squaa! Pull up to the next window!" I don't know about you, but I'd go to that McDonald's just for the experience.
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You know, I was driving the other day, and I realized Fetty Wap would be the worst GPS voice ever. Can you imagine that? You miss a turn, and instead of that calm, reassuring voice saying "Recalculating," you just hear Fetty going, "1738! Yeah, you missed the exit, baby! Squaa!" I'd end up lost, but at least I'd be entertained.
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I was watching the Food Network the other day, and I thought, Fetty Wap needs his own cooking show. Can you imagine him in the kitchen? "Yeah, we cooking up that spaghetti, baby! 1738 ingredients, squaa!" I don't even care if the food tastes good; I just want to see him yelling "Squaa" while making a sandwich.
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I was thinking about job interviews, and I couldn't help but wonder how Fetty Wap would do in one. Picture this: the interviewer asks, "So, what skills do you bring to the table?" And Fetty responds, "I got 17 skills, baby! Squaa! Count 'em, 17!" I don't know if he'd get the job, but I'd hire him just for the entertainment during staff meetings.
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