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One starry night in Sillyville, Fetty Wap, the amateur astronomer, spotted a mysterious object in the sky. Convinced it was an alien spaceship, he donned a tin foil hat and invited the entire town to join him for an otherworldly encounter. In the main event, the town gathered, armed with homemade "alien communication devices" made from kitchen utensils. Fetty, with dry wit, explained how the aliens communicated using beatboxing and interpretive dance. The townspeople, attempting to imitate these alien antics, stumbled into a slapstick dance-off under the night sky.
The conclusion came when Fetty revealed the mysterious object was just a weather balloon. As the town sighed in relief, Fetty quipped, "Well, at least we gave the universe a good laugh!" Sillyville erupted into laughter, turning Fetty's alien encounter into an annual event filled with cosmic hilarity.
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One sunny day in Fetty Wap's eccentric neighborhood, he decided to start a llama rental service. His neighbors, baffled but intrigued, rented llamas for everything from birthday parties to grocery shopping. However, Fetty forgot to consider llama training basics. In the main event, chaos ensued as the llamas wreaked havoc around town. Fetty's neighbor, Mrs. Jenkins, found herself in a slapstick situation, trying to corral a llama into her living room. Meanwhile, Mr. Thompson mistook a llama for a new-age lawnmower, leading to a comical chase through his garden.
The conclusion came when Fetty, wearing a tutu and juggling carrots, convinced the llamas to return to their pen. As he bowed theatrically, he declared, "Llamas, the original party animals!" The neighborhood erupted in laughter, and Fetty's llama rental service became the stuff of local legend.
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In the vibrant town of Jesterville, Fetty Wap organized a karaoke night that promised to be the talk of the town. The catch? Participants had to sing only using the lyrics of Fetty Wap's songs. In the main event, the karaoke stage turned into a hilarious spectacle as participants struggled to convey everyday messages using Fetty Wap's unique lyrics. The dry wit emerged as contestants attempted to order pizza, confess love, and discuss the weather exclusively through Fetty's musical language. The crowd roared with laughter.
The conclusion came when Fetty himself took the stage, singing a heartfelt rendition of the alphabet using his own lyrics. As he hit the final note, he exclaimed, "Now that's how you spell A-B-C in Fetty-style!" The town of Jesterville applauded, realizing that sometimes laughter is the best language.
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In the quaint town of Humorville, Fetty Wap, the local eccentric inventor, decided to open a Chinese restaurant. He called it "Fetty's Fortune Feast." One evening, the whole town gathered to try Fetty's new venture. As patrons cracked open their fortune cookies, they discovered instead of sage advice, each slip simply said, "You will soon encounter a one-eyed surprise." Confusion swept through the crowd. In the main event, chaos ensued as the townspeople anxiously awaited their mysterious one-eyed surprise. Fetty, wearing a chef's hat with a single googly eye attached, burst into the room riding a unicycle, juggling fortune cookies. The combination of dry wit and slapstick had the entire restaurant erupting in laughter. Turns out, Fetty's one-eyed surprise was nothing more than a comical play on words. The town declared it the best unintentional comedy show ever.
The conclusion came when Fetty, still on his unicycle, handed out monocles to the amused crowd, saying, "Now you can always have a one-eyed surprise!" The laughter echoed through Humorville, making Fetty's restaurant the hottest spot in town.
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So, I pull up to the drive-thru, right? And I'm thinking, what if Fetty Wap worked at the drive-thru? I can already hear it: "Ayy, welcome to McDonald's, baby! What you want? Big Mac with extra cheese? Squaa! Pull up to the next window!" I don't know about you, but I'd go to that McDonald's just for the experience.
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You know, I was driving the other day, and I realized Fetty Wap would be the worst GPS voice ever. Can you imagine that? You miss a turn, and instead of that calm, reassuring voice saying "Recalculating," you just hear Fetty going, "1738! Yeah, you missed the exit, baby! Squaa!" I'd end up lost, but at least I'd be entertained.
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I was watching the Food Network the other day, and I thought, Fetty Wap needs his own cooking show. Can you imagine him in the kitchen? "Yeah, we cooking up that spaghetti, baby! 1738 ingredients, squaa!" I don't even care if the food tastes good; I just want to see him yelling "Squaa" while making a sandwich.
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I was thinking about job interviews, and I couldn't help but wonder how Fetty Wap would do in one. Picture this: the interviewer asks, "So, what skills do you bring to the table?" And Fetty responds, "I got 17 skills, baby! Squaa! Count 'em, 17!" I don't know if he'd get the job, but I'd hire him just for the entertainment during staff meetings.
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Why did Fetty Wap open a bakery? Because he wanted to turn 'cakes' into 'trap cakes'!
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If Fetty Wap was a computer programmer, what would be his favorite function? '1738' - because it always returns the right vibe!
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Why did Fetty Wap start a gardening club? Because he wanted to grow the 'trap seeds' of success!
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Fetty Wap's favorite type of fruit? Pineapples, of course! Because they're '1738' times more tropical!
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Fetty Wap tried gardening but gave up. He couldn't stand all those 'trap roots'!
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Fetty Wap's advice on staying positive: 'Always look on the '1738' side of life!
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Fetty Wap's life motto: 'Keep it '1738' and stay on the 'Trap Queen' track!
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Why did Fetty Wap bring a ladder to the bar? Because he heard the drinks were on the house!
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What's Fetty Wap's favorite subject in school? Math, because he's all about counting those '1738s'!
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Fetty Wap tried acting but didn't last long. Every scene became a 'trap scene'!
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Why did Fetty Wap become a chef? Because he wanted to make sure every dish had the right 'flava'!
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I told my friend I can rap just like Fetty Wap. He said, 'Really?' I said, 'No, I was just 'Trap Queen-ing' you!
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If Fetty Wap were a superhero, what would be his superpower? 'Trap-teleportation' - appearing in the right place at the right time!
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Why did Fetty Wap bring a ladder to the concert? He heard the music was off the charts!
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Fetty Wap's advice for success: 'Always keep one eye on your goals and the other on the 'Trap Queen'!
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What's Fetty Wap's favorite type of fish? Bass - because it drops the 'trap' beats!
Fetty Wap's Wingman
Helping Fetty Wap navigate the dating scene without relying on looks
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Fetty told me to hype him up, so I yelled, "This man's got the voice of an angel!" Turns out, the girl was into angels, and now Fetty's singing at a church choir every Sunday.
Fetty Wap's Art Teacher
Teaching Fetty Wap to paint without using visual references
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Teaching Fetty Wap to paint is like trying to explain colors to a blindfolded person. "Imagine red feels like a warm hug, and blue is like a chill breeze." Let's just say, his interpretations are avant-garde.
Fetty Wap's GPS
Giving Fetty Wap directions without using any visual cues
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Fetty Wap's GPS voice would be wild. "Yo, in a quarter mile, you'll feel the vibe change. Trust me, you'll know when to make that right turn – it's all in the atmosphere.
Fetty Wap's Photographer
Capturing Fetty Wap's best angles without actually seeing them
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Fetty once said, "I want my pictures to speak to people." So, now I've become a visual translator, turning his photos into Braille for those who can't see. It's a whole new market – I call it "Touchography.
Fetty Wap's Barber
Trying to cut Fetty Wap's hair without making any eye contact
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Fetty once told me, "Make it so fresh that I can't see it coming." I took it literally and accidentally snipped his headphone wires. Now, that's what I call cutting the cord!
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Fetty Wap, the only guy who can make counting to 1738 sound like a party. I tried it at the bank, didn't get the same reaction.
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I tried playing Fetty Wap's music backward, hoping to find hidden messages. All I got was a recipe for a mean peanut butter and jelly sandwich at 83.71.
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I asked Fetty Wap for advice on budgeting, and he said, 'Just spend 17 dollars and 38 cents every day.' Now I'm broke and musically enriched.
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Fetty Wap's version of 'ABCs' is just him reciting the numbers 17, 38 repeatedly. I tried singing it to my nephew, now he thinks math is a rap genre.
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Fetty Wap should start a fitness program. Imagine the motivation: 'Give me 17 push-ups, then 38 squats, and let's trap our way to a six-pack!'
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You know you're in for a wild night when Fetty Wap starts giving you directions, and suddenly it's all '1738 feet, make a left at the trap house.'
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Fetty Wap is so smooth; he could use '1738' as his pickup line. 'Hey girl, are you a bank loan? Because you've got my interest at 17.38.'
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Fetty Wap must be great at hide and seek because whenever he counts, you just know the party is about to be lit when he yells '1738!'
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Fetty Wap's ideal bedtime story for his kids? 'Once upon a time, in the trap, there were 17 little hustlers, and they all lived happily ever after at 38 Wall Street.'
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If Fetty Wap hosted a cooking show, it would be called 'Trap Kitchen.' Every recipe starts with 17 ingredients and 38 steps. Ain't nobody got time for that!
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Fetty Wap's all about those Remy Boyz. Meanwhile, I'm just trying to figure out which box of wine pairs well with my takeout. I guess my taste in spirits is a bit more boxed-in.
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Fetty Wap is proof that you don't need perfect vision to make it in the music industry. Meanwhile, I can't even find my glasses without my glasses. Maybe I should start singing, too – "Four Eyes" could be the next big hit.
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Fetty Wap's music is like a math problem. You start with one eye, add another eye, and suddenly you're counting up to 1738. I just wanted to do some simple addition, not decode the quadratic formula.
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I envy Fetty Wap's confidence. The man walks around like he has three eyes, and here I am struggling to make eye contact with one person. Maybe if I start singing about my life in a catchy melody, people will overlook my awkwardness too.
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Fetty Wap's like a musical optometrist. He's out here asking, "Can you see me now? How 'bout now? And now?" I went to the eye doctor, and all they asked was, "Better or worse? Better or worse?" It's not as catchy.
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Fetty Wap's music is so uplifting. I mean, I've never felt more motivated to conquer the world than when he's singing about his trap queen. I tried applying that same energy to my grocery shopping – turns out, the produce section isn't as inspiring.
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Fetty Wap's got that "Trap Queen" anthem, but the only trap I'm in is the one of endless online shopping deals. I may not have a queen, but I sure know how to score a discount on a set of royal-looking pajamas.
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Fetty Wap's missing eye makes him unique, like a musical pirate. If I tried that look, people would just assume I had a rough encounter with a stubborn jar of pickles. Maybe I'll stick to just singing about it – "Pickles in the Night" has a ring to it, right?
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You know, I was trying to rap along to a Fetty Wap song the other day, and I realized I need a third eye just to keep up with his lyrics. I mean, how am I supposed to trap queen if I can't even catch what he's saying?
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