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Fetty Wap's all about those Remy Boyz. Meanwhile, I'm just trying to figure out which box of wine pairs well with my takeout. I guess my taste in spirits is a bit more boxed-in.
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Fetty Wap is proof that you don't need perfect vision to make it in the music industry. Meanwhile, I can't even find my glasses without my glasses. Maybe I should start singing, too – "Four Eyes" could be the next big hit.
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Fetty Wap's music is like a math problem. You start with one eye, add another eye, and suddenly you're counting up to 1738. I just wanted to do some simple addition, not decode the quadratic formula.
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I envy Fetty Wap's confidence. The man walks around like he has three eyes, and here I am struggling to make eye contact with one person. Maybe if I start singing about my life in a catchy melody, people will overlook my awkwardness too.
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Fetty Wap's like a musical optometrist. He's out here asking, "Can you see me now? How 'bout now? And now?" I went to the eye doctor, and all they asked was, "Better or worse? Better or worse?" It's not as catchy.
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Fetty Wap's music is so uplifting. I mean, I've never felt more motivated to conquer the world than when he's singing about his trap queen. I tried applying that same energy to my grocery shopping – turns out, the produce section isn't as inspiring.
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Fetty Wap's got that "Trap Queen" anthem, but the only trap I'm in is the one of endless online shopping deals. I may not have a queen, but I sure know how to score a discount on a set of royal-looking pajamas.
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Fetty Wap's missing eye makes him unique, like a musical pirate. If I tried that look, people would just assume I had a rough encounter with a stubborn jar of pickles. Maybe I'll stick to just singing about it – "Pickles in the Night" has a ring to it, right?
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You know, I was trying to rap along to a Fetty Wap song the other day, and I realized I need a third eye just to keep up with his lyrics. I mean, how am I supposed to trap queen if I can't even catch what he's saying?
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