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Why did Fetty Wap open a bakery? Because he wanted to turn 'cakes' into 'trap cakes'!
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Fetty Wap's favorite type of fruit? Pineapples, of course! Because they're '1738' times more tropical!
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Why did Fetty Wap become a chef? Because he wanted to make sure every dish had the right 'flava'!
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What's Fetty Wap's favorite type of fish? Bass - because it drops the 'trap' beats!
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Fetty Wap, the only guy who can make counting to 1738 sound like a party. I tried it at the bank, didn't get the same reaction.
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I tried playing Fetty Wap's music backward, hoping to find hidden messages. All I got was a recipe for a mean peanut butter and jelly sandwich at 83.71.
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I asked Fetty Wap for advice on budgeting, and he said, 'Just spend 17 dollars and 38 cents every day.' Now I'm broke and musically enriched.
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Fetty Wap's version of 'ABCs' is just him reciting the numbers 17, 38 repeatedly. I tried singing it to my nephew, now he thinks math is a rap genre.
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Fetty Wap should start a fitness program. Imagine the motivation: 'Give me 17 push-ups, then 38 squats, and let's trap our way to a six-pack!'
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You know you're in for a wild night when Fetty Wap starts giving you directions, and suddenly it's all '1738 feet, make a left at the trap house.'
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Fetty Wap is so smooth; he could use '1738' as his pickup line. 'Hey girl, are you a bank loan? Because you've got my interest at 17.38.'
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Fetty Wap must be great at hide and seek because whenever he counts, you just know the party is about to be lit when he yells '1738!'
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Fetty Wap's ideal bedtime story for his kids? 'Once upon a time, in the trap, there were 17 little hustlers, and they all lived happily ever after at 38 Wall Street.'
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