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Why did the commitment-phobe go to therapy? To work on his fear of getting 'tied down' emotionally!
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Why did the commitment-phobe become a weather forecaster? Because they're only comfortable with short-term predictions!
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Why did the commitment-phobic person refuse to buy a calendar? Because they didn't want to plan too far ahead!
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Why did the commitment-phobe become a chef? Because he can't handle long-term recipes!
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Why did the commitment-phobe become a travel blogger? Because they love one-night stays!
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Why did the commitment-phobic person become a musician? Because they can't handle long-term notes!
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Why did the commitment-phobe start a YouTube channel? Because they could click 'unsubscribe' anytime!
Relationships Are Like GPS, and I'm Afraid of Both Commitments
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I have a fear of commitment, especially when it comes to relationships. I mean, even my GPS understands commitment better than I do. It keeps saying, Recalculating every time I try to take a shortcut in my love life.
Commitment, the Only Thing I'm Afraid Of
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You know, I realized I have a fear of commitment. My relationship status is like my Wi-Fi - I don't want to commit, and I'm constantly looking for a better connection.
My Commitment Level: Reserved for Takeout Orders
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I'm at the point where my commitment level is like a takeout order – I'll commit to it when I'm hungry, but as soon as I'm full, I regret everything.
Commitment Phobia: The Only Exercise I Get
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I've discovered the secret to staying fit – it's called commitment phobia. Dodging commitment is my cardio. It's the only exercise routine where I consistently break a sweat.
I'm Scared of Commitment, Even to My Couch
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I've got commitment issues. I've had the same couch for five years, and I still haven't fully committed to sitting on the left side. I keep thinking the right side might be comfier, but what if it's not? The struggle is real.
I Commit to Avoiding Commitment
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I'm so scared of commitment that the only thing I commit to is avoiding commitment. It's like I'm in a committed relationship with non-commitment. I even have a ring for it – it's invisible.
I'm So Afraid of Commitment, I Use 'Read Receipts' as an Excuse
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I'm afraid of commitment to the point where I use read receipts as an excuse. If I don't reply, it's not because I'm avoiding you; it's because I'm avoiding commitment. Blame it on technology.
My Fear of Commitment is Olympic Level
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I’m so afraid of commitment that when I see a 'do not enter' sign, I take it as relationship advice. I could probably win a gold medal in the fear of commitment Olympics.
Commitment, the Only Thing I Cancel More Than Subscriptions
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I've canceled more commitments than I've canceled Netflix subscriptions. I guess you could say my fear of commitment is on a subscription-based model – monthly and always up for cancellation.
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