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The Serial Monogamist's Quandary
Fear of committing to the wrong person
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My fear of commitment is so intense that I got a dog. Now I'm stuck in a long-term relationship with a furry friend who constantly judges my life choices. It's like having a tiny therapist with fur.
The Procrastinator's Dilemma
Fear of committing to anything on time
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I told my alarm clock I wanted to see other devices. It's been giving me the silent treatment ever since, and I still can't commit to waking up on time.
The Menu Indecisive
Fear of committing to a meal choice
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I can't commit to a single dish on the menu. So, I order one of everything and create a buffet on my table. My fear of commitment has turned me into a walking all-you-can-eat restaurant.
The Gym Avoider's Struggle
Fear of committing to a fitness routine
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I have a fear of commitment at the gym. I told the trainer I wanted a six-pack, and they handed me a six-pack of donuts. That's my kind of commitment.
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