7+ Best One Liners Jokes About fear of commitment

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I asked my commitment-phobic friend to join a book club. He said, 'I'm afraid of commitment, not literature!

I told my commitment-phobic friend I'm starting a band. He said, 'Count me out—I'm not into long-term gigs.

I told my commitment-phobic friend I'm throwing a party. He asked, 'Is it a long-term commitment or just a one-night celebration?

I asked my commitment-phobic friend to help me move. He said he could only handle 'casual lifting'!

I asked my commitment-phobic friend to attend a wedding. He said, 'I can only commit to the dance floor.

My friend is so commitment-phobic; he won't even sign up for a free trial!

My commitment-phobic friend tried online dating. His bio said, 'Looking for a short-term connection—Wi-Fi, not emotions.

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