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I'm so committed to avoiding commitment that I bought a plant, thinking it would be low-maintenance. Turns out, it's the neediest thing in my life now. If only my relationships were as forgiving as succulents.
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I envy dogs; they have no fear of commitment. You could throw the same ball a thousand times, and they'd still be excited for round 1001. Meanwhile, I can't even commit to a lunch order without contemplating my life choices.
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Have you ever noticed how we fear commitment in the gym? We sign up for a year-long membership, and after two weeks, we're on a first-name basis with our couch. The only lifting we're doing is the TV remote.
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Fear of commitment is like having a thousand browser tabs open in your mind. You want to explore everything, but the thought of closing one tab feels like you're letting go of a piece of your soul. Maybe that's why relationships are like browsing the internet – a lot of open tabs and occasional crashes.
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I have a friend who's so afraid of commitment; he treats choosing a Netflix show like it's a life-altering decision. We spend more time scrolling through options than we do watching the actual show. Commitment issues or just indecisive binge-watching?
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I recently discovered that my fear of commitment extends to grocery shopping. I stand in the cereal aisle, paralyzed by the thought of committing to one box for the next week. I mean, what if I change my mind about being a cinnamon-toast-crunch person?
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You know, I've been thinking about relationships lately. They say a fear of commitment is common, but honestly, I think it's just our way of avoiding the real horror - deciding where to eat for dinner every night. That's commitment, my friends!
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Relationships are like smartphones. We're always upgrading to the latest model, thinking it'll be better, but deep down, we're terrified of the commitment that comes with a two-year contract. And don't even get me started on the hidden fees!
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I've realized my fear of commitment is most evident when assembling furniture. You start with enthusiasm, but halfway through, you're questioning every decision you've made. Do I really want this table in my life? Can I commit to the commitment of screwing in these screws?
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