6 Jokes For Evicted

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Updated on: Jun 15 2025

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I got evicted from my apartment for being too good at hide and seek. They never found my rent money!
I got evicted because I turned the bathroom into a dance studio. The landlord said my tap-dancing wasn't appreciated in a two-bedroom!
I got evicted for being too into DIY. Apparently, turning the living room into a spaceship wasn't in the lease agreement!
I got evicted because the neighbors complained about my loud laughter. Now they'll never know what hit them – silence!
I got evicted because my neighbors thought I was a vampire. I guess paying rent by blood wasn't a good idea after all!
I got evicted because the landlord found out I was using the oven to store my shoes. I guess I was baking 'sole' food!

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