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Evictions are like surprise parties, except instead of confetti, you get legal notices and a moving truck.
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Ever think about how evictions are the adult version of being sent to the principal's office? Only difference is, you don't get a detention; you get a new zip code.
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You ever notice how getting evicted feels like being dumped by your apartment? "It's not you, it's me... and my lack of rent.
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I tried to negotiate with my landlord once. He said, "Three days to pay or you're out!" I said, "Can I get an extension? Maybe a coupon?
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Ever notice how moving out during an eviction feels like playing a reverse game of Tetris? Instead of neatly fitting things together, everything just falls apart.
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They say home is where the heart is, but after an eviction, home becomes wherever you can find Wi-Fi and avoid judgmental glares from Starbucks baristas.
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You know you've overstayed your welcome in an apartment when even the cockroaches start packing their bags and offering to help.
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Evictions make you appreciate the little things, like doorbells that don't bring bad news or landlords who forget your name because you pay on time.
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It's funny how an eviction notice makes you feel like a contestant on a reality show you didn't even sign up for. "Next up on 'Who Wants to Be Homeless?'...
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