5 Jokes For Evicted

Double Meaning Jokes

Updated on: Jun 15 2025

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The Evicted Tenant

Landlord raising rent unexpectedly
My landlord told me the rent increase is for "home improvements." I looked around, and the only improvement I saw was a shiny new "For Rent" sign.

The Evicted Roommate

Constantly behind on bills
My roommate's financial strategy is like a magic trick. Every time I ask for his share of the rent, he makes his wallet disappear. I've never seen Houdini struggle this much.

The Sympathetic Neighbor

Caught in the middle of eviction drama
My neighbor asked if I could store some of their belongings. I said, "Sure, I've always wanted my living room to look like a thrift store threw up in it.

The Evicted Squatter

Finding creative ways to stay in an abandoned place
I tried to impress my squatter friends by saying, "I live in an open-concept space with a minimalist design." Translation: I have no furniture, and the ceiling doubles as modern art.

The Evicted Landlord

Struggling to collect rent
I tried to make light of the situation and told my tenant, "You know, they say home is where the heart is, but it's hard to feel love when the rent is breaking up with me.

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