7+ Best Witty Jokes Jokes About envy

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Why was the smartphone envious of the toaster? It wanted to be toasted!

Why did the jealous pencil break? It was green with envy!

Why did the jealous calendar go to therapy? It had too many envy-dates!

Why was the car envious of the bicycle? It wanted to get a 'handle' on things!

Why was the grass envious of the sun? It wanted to be in the spotlight!

What's the jealous tree's favorite dance? The Salsa, 'cause it has all the green moves!

I tried to grab some fog but I mist. Now my jealous friend is green with envy!

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