5 Jokes About Envy

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Updated on: Jan 13 2025

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Instagram Influencer

Everyone envies my perfect life on social media, but behind the filters, it's a mess.
I get messages like, "You have the perfect life!" Yeah, if your idea of perfect is eating cereal for dinner while wearing pajamas at 3 PM.

Overachieving Sibling

My siblings envy my success, but they don't see the struggle behind it.
My brother thinks I have it all. Well, bro, you can have it all too—just trade your weekends for it.

Fashion Model

People envy my physique, but they don't realize the sacrifices I make.
My friends envy my glamorous photo shoots. Little do they know, the glamorous part is Photoshopped.

Superhero

Everyone envies my superpowers, but they don't understand the downsides.
People say they wish they had my super strength. Ever tried opening a jar of pickles without accidentally turning it into pickle mush? It's not as easy as it looks.

Tech Billionaire

People envy my wealth, but they don't understand the problems that come with it.
Sure, I have a private jet, but have you ever tried finding a decent Wi-Fi signal at 40,000 feet? It's a struggle, my friends.

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