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Why did the tomato turn red with envy? Because it saw the salad dressing!
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Why don't we tell secrets to green-eyed monsters? Because they're always pea-green with envy!
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Why did the jealous musician go to jail? He got caught fingering A minor.
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What's the jealous plant's favorite holiday? St. Patrick's Day, it's all about the green!
The Envy Diet
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I heard envy burns calories, seriously! It's that feeling when you see your friend's salad while you're chewing on a burger. Yep, envy turns you into a metabolism ninja. Who needs a gym when you have jealousy?
Envy Upgrade
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They say envy's a wasted emotion, but I think it's a sign we need an upgrade. Can we trade in envy for, I don't know, free ice cream on Fridays? Much more fulfilling.
Envy Therapy
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Envy's like that uninvited guest at a party, right? You're trying to enjoy yourself, and there it is, lurking in the corner, eyeing up the buffet like it owns the place. Maybe we need envy therapy - Today's session, how to resist rolling your eyes when your friend gets a promotion.
Envy Olympics
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Envy is like a sport, right? We should have Envy Olympics. Categories: the 100-meter glaring, synchronized eye rolls, and the heavyweight grudge match. Gold medal for holding a grudge for 20 years, anyone?
Envy Classifications
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Envy comes in different levels, right? You've got your mild envy - Oh, I wish I had that. Then there's extreme envy - I will build a time machine just to steal their moment. Watch out for level three envy, that's the I'll learn black magic to swap lives kind!
The Envy Paradox
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Ever envy someone's confidence and then realize that confidence probably comes from not caring about envy? It's the envy paradox - you need confidence to not envy, but you envy because you lack confidence. It's a loop!
Envy Forecast
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You know how they have weather forecasts? I want an envy forecast. Today, a high chance of envy showers in the morning, followed by scattered jealous comments in the afternoon. Bring your envy umbrellas, folks!
Green with What?
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Ever notice how envy's like being allergic to success? You see someone else flourishing and suddenly, you're just green with... frustration? Wait, do I break out in envy hives now?
Enviable Devices
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You know, they should invent envy detectors, like those metal detectors at the airport. Beep! Beep! Warning: envy detected! Please dispose of it responsibly, maybe with a compliment or two.
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