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What did Dumpty say to the class when he gave a presentation? I'm really trying to break the ice here!
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Did you hear about Dumpty's new business? He started a shell-phone repair service!
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Why did Dumpty refuse to take up painting? He was afraid he'd 'crack' the canvas!
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What did Dumpty say when he couldn't find his keys? I think I've really scrambled things up!
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Why was Dumpty always calm during stressful times? He knew how to keep it all together!
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What did Dumpty say when he won the lottery? Finally, a chance to shell-ebrate!
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Why did Dumpty refuse to play cards with the other nursery rhyme characters? He was worried he'd crack under the pressure!
Dumpty's Dilemma
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So, did you hear about Humpty Dumpty's big fall? I mean, come on, I always thought the moral of that story was 'don't put all your eggs in one basket.' Turns out, it's more like 'don't sit on a wall if you're shaped like a perfect sphere!' Poor guy didn't stand a chance.
Dumpty's Egg-xistential Crisis
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Humpty Dumpty's story is just wild. He falls off a wall and suddenly becomes this cautionary tale. I bet he's sitting there in egg heaven going, I'm more than just a cautionary tale, you know? I had dreams of being an omelette!
Dumpty's Not-So-Great Fall
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So, Humpty Dumpty. Falls off a wall. Breaks into a million pieces. And then what? Everyone's expecting the king's horses and men to work a miracle! I mean, that's like calling IT support after you've dropped your laptop in a swimming pool. Good luck with that!
Dumpty's Wall Woes
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Humpty Dumpty's situation is like a life lesson on physics and eggology. I mean, the guy defied gravity for a hot second, and then reality hits him harder than the ground! If I learned anything from that, it's this: don't trust walls. They're just looking to crack under pressure.
Dumpty's Sunny Side Up
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Humpty Dumpty's fall was tragic, sure, but it's got a silver lining. He may have had a great fall, but think about it - he got millions of people to contemplate egg safety. That's more influence than most celebrities these days. He's the OG influencer!
Dumpty's Legacy
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Humpty Dumpty... his legacy lives on. I mean, if he had survived that fall, he would've been on all the talk shows. So, Humpty, tell us, what's it like being the original 'crack-up' in history? But hey, at least he's forever the reason we handle fragile things with care!
Dumpty's Gravity Issues
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Humpty Dumpty, poor guy. Gravity clearly wasn't his friend. I mean, who designed that wall? It must have been made out of butter or something! But let's give credit where it's due - he did manage to do what most of us can't: break the internet before it was even a thing!
Dumpty's Bad Day
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Humpty Dumpty... where do I start? I mean, he sat on a wall, he had a great fall. But let's talk about the king's horses and men. Who are these people? They’re called after animals and they're in charge of putting an egg back together? That's like calling the fire department to fix your WiFi!
Dumpty's Blunder
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Humpty Dumpty, right? That's one clumsy egg. I mean, I've had bad days, but at least I've never ended up like him. Imagine being so famous for a fall that you become the face of cautionary tales. He must be the reason we have 'Caution: Wet Floor' signs everywhere!
Dumpty's Wall Misadventure
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You've got to feel for Humpty Dumpty, though. That guy had a big ego - thought he could just chill on a wall like he's some kind of bird. And what's worse? People assumed he was an early prototype for the first stress ball! Tough break, or should I say, 'tough fall?
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