7 Jokes For Dumpty

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Updated on: Jun 29 2025

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Why did Dumpty become a musician? He wanted to form a band-aid for all his cracks!
How does Dumpty prefer his eggs? Scrambled – he's tired of sitting on the wall!
Did you hear about Dumpty's favorite book? It's called 'The Art of Cracking Up'!
How does Dumpty take his coffee? With a side of 'egg-spresso'!
How did Dumpty fix his broken fence? With 'egg-sact' precision!
What did Dumpty say to his therapist? I feel like I'm falling to pieces!
Why did Dumpty never get invited to play hide and seek? He always cracked under pressure!

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