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You ever notice how Humpty Dumpty is basically the original egg-splorer? "I'm just gonna sit up here and see what this wall has to offer. Spoiler alert: it's gravity.
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Humpty Dumpty, the first-ever egg to have a fall so epic, they wrote a nursery rhyme about it. Meanwhile, I trip over my own shoelaces and get a bruise – no rhymes for me.
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Have you ever felt like Humpty Dumpty when you try to fix a simple household problem, and suddenly everything falls apart? "I just wanted to change a lightbulb, now the whole room looks like a crime scene!
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Dumpty, the original cautionary tale about the dangers of not having a good balance in life. He should've taken up yoga or something.
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Dumpty, you know you're having a bad day when even eggs are telling you, "You're cracked!
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Humpty Dumpty had a great fall, and I can't help but think, maybe he just misunderstood the concept of egg drop soup.
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Dumpty's fall is like the ultimate cautionary tale for DIY enthusiasts. "Think you can fix that leaky roof? Humpty Dumpty thought he could fix a wall. Just saying.
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You ever notice how Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall, had a great fall, and no one ever bothered to ask, "Hey, Humpty, what were you doing up there in the first place? Did you lose your car keys or something?
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