5 Jokes For Dumpty

Double Meaning Jokes

Updated on: Jun 29 2025

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Humpty Dumpty's Personal Trainer

Rebuilding an egg-shaped physique
Cardio is a bit tricky. Humpty said, "I feel like I'm always running on eggshells." I said, "Well, that's better than falling off them, isn't it?

Humpty Dumpty's Therapist

Coping with a cracked client
My therapy sessions with Humpty are a real challenge. Last time, he told me he's feeling a bit scrambled. I said, "That's normal, but we've got to work on your sunny-side up attitude.

Humpty Dumpty's Chef

Creating eggceptional dishes with a twist
Cooking for Humpty is always an adventure. He told me, "I need something to stick together better." I said, "Well, that's ironic coming from you, isn't it?

Detective Dumpty

Solving the eggcellent mystery
I asked the egg witnesses what they saw, but their stories were all over easy. One said, "I think I saw a chicken fleeing the scene." I thought, "Oh great, now we've got fowl play involved.

Humpty Dumpty's Insurance Agent

Navigating the policy for eggsplosive incidents
Insurance claims from Humpty are always a bit eggstreme. He once tried to file for damages to his reputation, claiming he's no longer the hard-boiled guy he used to be.

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