7 Jokes For Don't Smoke

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Updated on: Jul 01 2024

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I told my friend to quit smoking, and he said, 'It's a burning issue!' I said, 'Well, put it out.
Why did the cigarette refuse to be put out? It didn't want to butt out of the conversation!
Why don't cigarettes ever get invited to parties? They always ruin the atmosphere!
What did the cigarette say to its smoking buddy? 'You're my partner-in-crime, but I'm trying to quit this felony!
I told my friend not to smoke near the tree. You know what he said? 'But it's ash-free!
Why don't smokers play cards? They prefer to avoid dealing with a bad hand!
My friend said he's trying to cut back on smoking. I said, 'Well, that's a puff in the right direction!

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