7+ Best One Liners Jokes For don't smoke

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I told my friend smoking is bad for health. He said, 'Well, I'm already addicted to something: breathing!

Did you hear about the cigarette that went to the party? It was extinguished by the social atmosphere!

I told my friend smoking makes you look cool. He said, 'So does walking away from explosions, but that's not a hobby!

I tried to make a smoke-free joke, but it just wasn't that 'punny'!

Smoking cigarettes is like paying to die slowly. Who signs up for that subscription?

I asked the cigarette for a light. It replied, 'Sorry, I'm burnt out.

My friend said, 'I'm trying to quit smoking.' I replied, 'Don't stop believin'!

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