4 Jokes For Don't Smoke

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Updated on: Jul 01 2024

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Have you seen those anti-smoking ads? They've got these commercials with people who've gone through a lot because of smoking. They're trying to scare you into quitting. But honestly, sometimes I feel like those ads could use a little dose of reality.
Instead of the ominous voice and dark music, how about showing a group of friends planning a day out. One friend says, "Let's go grab a smoke," and the others respond with, "Nah, I'm good," and they all go for a hike or something. That'd be more effective!
Or they could try reverse psychology. Show a PSA with someone smoking, looking all cool, and then have the voiceover say, "Yeah, smoking is sooo cool. Only if you like smelling like an ashtray and spending all your money on tiny sticks that'll mess up your lungs.
It's funny how the things we're told not to do suddenly become the most tempting, right? Like, remember when we were kids and someone would say, "Don't touch that cookie jar"? Suddenly, that cookie jar turned into the Holy Grail of cookies. You couldn't resist it. It's like telling someone not to press the red button. I mean, come on, we all want to know what happens when you press the red button!
Same goes for smoking. Tell someone not to do it, and suddenly it's like, "Well, now I have this uncontrollable urge to find a pack of cigarettes just to prove I can resist not having one!"
I sometimes think we need a new strategy. Instead of saying, "Don't smoke," maybe we should say, "Only the coolest people in the world resist the urge to smoke," and watch as everyone starts flexing their non-smoking muscles.
There's something about that word "don't" that triggers an immediate reaction in people. It's like the ultimate challenge. You say, "Don't do something," and suddenly that's the only thing folks can think about doing.
It's almost magical, you know? You could have someone who's never even thought about smoking, and the minute you say, "Hey, don't smoke," suddenly they've got this overwhelming curiosity. It's like planting a forbidden fruit tree in the middle of a garden and then saying, "But hey, don't even look at those fruits!"
And then there's the rebellious bunch who thrive on those two words. "Don't smoke"? That's their call to action! They're the ones who'll walk into a non-smoking area and start scanning for the nearest cigarette like they're on a treasure hunt.
Maybe instead of "Don't smoke," we should just say, "Hey, smoking is only for superheroes who want to lose their superpowers." I bet we'd have a lot fewer smokers and a lot more caped crusaders.
You ever notice how people get when they're told not to do something? It's like a switch flips in their brains and suddenly it becomes the most appealing thing in the world. Like when someone says, "Don't smoke." I mean, come on, that's basically an invitation to consider a new hobby for some folks. It's like saying, "Hey, here's a challenge, see if you can resist this thing that's oh-so-bad for you."
And then there are those who take it as a personal challenge. You tell them not to smoke, they'll be standing on their heads just to prove a point. "Oh, you said don't smoke? Well, now I'm gonna juggle fire just to rebel against your advice!"
I sometimes wonder if there's a reverse psychology class where they teach you to say, "Do whatever you want, smoke or don't smoke, I'm not your mom," and suddenly everyone's like, "Wait, what? Now I don't know what to do!

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