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Why did the dodgeball player bring a pen to the game? To draw some serious lines of defense!
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Why did the dodgeball player become a chef? Because he knew how to avoid the soup!
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I told my boss I could dodge deadlines. He wasn't impressed – apparently, deadlines have a killer arm!
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I invited my friends to play dodgeball on ice. It was cool, but we had to break the ice first!
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I asked my dodgeball coach for advice on life. He said, 'Just dodge the negativity!
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I asked my friend if he could dodge a question. He said, 'No, but I can duck one!
Dodging Monday Meetings
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Monday mornings at the office feel like an episode of Dodgeball: Workplace Edition. Dodging your boss's eye contact, dodging small talk with Karen from accounting, and, of course, the master dodge: pretending to be engrossed in your computer screen to avoid getting assigned any extra work.
Dodging New Year's Resolutions
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New Year's resolutions are the dodgeball game of self-improvement. Dodging carbs, dodging sweets, dodging procrastination... and then, somewhere around February, you realize you've been hit square in the face with the dodgeball of reality. Well, there's always next year, right?
Dodging DIY Disasters
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I tried fixing a leaky faucet the other day. Let's just say my dodging skills reached a whole new level when that water started spraying everywhere. Dodging water, dodging frustration, and most importantly, dodging any responsibility for the flooded bathroom.
Dodging Diets
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I'm on this new diet where I dodge carbs. Yeah, I'm basically a ninja in the bakery section. I call it the stealth mode of weight loss. Although, I must admit, my ninja skills are less about agility and more about speed when reaching for that last slice of pizza.
Dodging Family Functions
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Family gatherings are a minefield of questions. When are you getting married? Dodge! Why don't you have kids yet? Duck and dodge! Are you still doing that comedy thing? Cartwheel, somersault, and a dramatic dodge! It's like a circus act with more nosy spectators.
Dodging the Gym
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I signed up for the gym six months ago. My dodging skills are so good that I've managed to avoid it ever since. Dodging the treadmill, dodging the weights, and most impressively, dodging the guilt every time I pass by the gym on my way to get fast food.
Dodgy Romance
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Dating is like trying to navigate a minefield, but instead of explosives, it's just a series of dodges to avoid uncomfortable questions. Do you see a future together? Dodge! How many kids do you want? Duck and dodge! What's your credit score? Serpentine dodge!
Dodging Technology Tantrums
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Have you ever tried explaining technology to your parents? It's like playing a high-stakes game of dodgeball with their patience. Dodging questions like How do I send an email? and What's a tweet? It's a linguistic obstacle course, and every wrong answer feels like getting hit with a dodgeball.
Dodging the Ex
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Breaking up is tough. You've got to dodge your ex on social media, dodge their friends in public, and, if you're really unlucky, you might even have to dodge them in the supermarket while reaching for the almond milk. It's like a real-life game of emotional Frogger.
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