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The Dodgy Chef
A chef who dodges culinary standards
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The chef claimed his dish was "nouvelle cuisine." I asked what that meant, and he said, "It's fancy talk for 'I have no idea what I'm doing, but it looks artistic, right?'
The Dodgy Friend
A friend who dodges responsibilities
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My friend is so good at dodging responsibilities; when I asked him to be my wingman, he showed up at the bar with actual wings, claiming he misunderstood the assignment.
The Dodgy Mechanic
A mechanic who dodges fixing your car
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My mechanic told me my car has a rare condition called "Selective Acceleration Disorder." It only speeds up when he's test-driving it. Dodgy, right?
The Dodgy Weatherman
A weatherman who dodges accurate predictions
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The weatherman told me to dress warmly because it would be chilly. I walked outside, and it was scorching hot. I guess his forecast was just a suggestion.
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