5 Jokes About Dodges

Double Meaning Jokes

Updated on: Jun 23 2025

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The Dodgy Chef

A chef who dodges culinary standards
The chef claimed his dish was "nouvelle cuisine." I asked what that meant, and he said, "It's fancy talk for 'I have no idea what I'm doing, but it looks artistic, right?'

The Dodgy Friend

A friend who dodges responsibilities
My friend is so good at dodging responsibilities; when I asked him to be my wingman, he showed up at the bar with actual wings, claiming he misunderstood the assignment.

The Dodgy Mechanic

A mechanic who dodges fixing your car
My mechanic told me my car has a rare condition called "Selective Acceleration Disorder." It only speeds up when he's test-driving it. Dodgy, right?

The Dodgy Weatherman

A weatherman who dodges accurate predictions
The weatherman told me to dress warmly because it would be chilly. I walked outside, and it was scorching hot. I guess his forecast was just a suggestion.

The Dodgy Doctor

A doctor who dodges responsibility
I told my doctor I'm gaining weight, and he said, "It's not your diet; it's the gravity around here. Maybe consider moving to the moon. Weight loss guaranteed!

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