10 Jokes About Dodges

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Updated on: Jun 23 2025

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Dodging questions about your relationship status at family gatherings is like playing verbal dodgeball. "Oh, you're still single? Dodge, duck, dip, dive, and dodge!
Dodging the puddles on the sidewalk after it rains should be an Olympic sport. I've got the agility of a cat when it comes to avoiding those sneaky water traps.
Dodging spoilers for a TV show is like navigating through a minefield. One wrong step, and your entire viewing experience is blown to bits.
Dodging that one coworker in the break room who always wants to discuss their latest diet is my daily exercise routine. I call it the "Avoid-the-Kale-Talk Tango.
Dodging eye contact when you see someone you know at the grocery store is an art form. I'm practically a ninja in the produce section.
Dodging social events is my superpower. If there was an Olympic sport for avoiding small talk, I'd have a gold medal by now.
Dodging spam emails in your inbox is like playing a never-ending game of whack-a-mole. Just when you think you've got them all, another one pops up like, "Surprise! You've won a free cruise!
You ever notice how dodging people in a crowded place feels like you're in a real-life game of Frogger? I'm just waiting for someone to throw a log in my way.
Dodging phone calls from unknown numbers is my cardio. If avoiding calls burned calories, I'd be in better shape than a fitness model.
Dodging the neighborhood gossip is like trying to avoid stepping on Legos in the dark—painful and nearly impossible.

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