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Dodging questions about your relationship status at family gatherings is like playing verbal dodgeball. "Oh, you're still single? Dodge, duck, dip, dive, and dodge!
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Dodging the puddles on the sidewalk after it rains should be an Olympic sport. I've got the agility of a cat when it comes to avoiding those sneaky water traps.
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Dodging spoilers for a TV show is like navigating through a minefield. One wrong step, and your entire viewing experience is blown to bits.
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Dodging that one coworker in the break room who always wants to discuss their latest diet is my daily exercise routine. I call it the "Avoid-the-Kale-Talk Tango.
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Dodging eye contact when you see someone you know at the grocery store is an art form. I'm practically a ninja in the produce section.
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Dodging social events is my superpower. If there was an Olympic sport for avoiding small talk, I'd have a gold medal by now.
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Dodging spam emails in your inbox is like playing a never-ending game of whack-a-mole. Just when you think you've got them all, another one pops up like, "Surprise! You've won a free cruise!
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You ever notice how dodging people in a crowded place feels like you're in a real-life game of Frogger? I'm just waiting for someone to throw a log in my way.
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Dodging phone calls from unknown numbers is my cardio. If avoiding calls burned calories, I'd be in better shape than a fitness model.
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