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Hey, everybody! So, my doctor told me I need to knock on doors more often. Not for social reasons, but apparently, it's good for my health. He was like, "It's like Doctor Who, you know? Knock knock!" And I'm thinking, "Doc, last time I checked, I'm not traveling through time and space in a blue police box. I just want to visit my neighbor without looking like a total weirdo!
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I recently got a security system for my house, and they asked me for a secret knock. I thought, "Why not Doctor Who's knock? That's cool." Fast forward a week, and I'm locked out because I forgot the secret knock. I'm standing there like an idiot, trying to reenact scenes from the show. I think my neighbors are convinced I've lost my mind. Note to self: stick to the regular doorbell next time.
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You know what's awkward? When you're at someone's door, channeling your inner Doctor Who, and they open it while you're mid-knock. Now you're just standing there, hand suspended in mid-air, like some failed superhero audition. And then they're looking at you like, "Uh, can I help you?" And I'm like, "I was just trying to time travel, but clearly, my TARDIS is in the shop.
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You ever notice how mysterious Doctor Who is when he knocks? I mean, he's got this secret knock that's probably a Gallifreyan Morse code or something. I tried it at my friend's door, and they were like, "Who's there?" I said, "Time-traveling comedian." They replied, "Yeah, right, and I'm a Dalek." Maybe I should stick to regular knock-knock jokes; they're less likely to get me exterminated.
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