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Knock, knock." It's not just the start of a bad joke; it's also how the Doctor announces his arrival. Imagine if we all did that - just walked into a room and said, "Knock, knock." I tried it at home, and my cat looked at me like, "Is this the opening scene of a sci-fi drama?
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I think my neighbor might be a Time Lord. Every time I knock on his door, he acts surprised, like he didn't see it coming. Maybe he's just really good at faking regeneration.
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Why does the Doctor even bother with the sonic screwdriver? I mean, if I had a device that could unlock anything with just a buzz, I'd use it to find out what's in my fridge without opening the door.
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Ever notice how the TARDIS is bigger on the inside? My closet is the opposite. It looks massive until I try to find a specific pair of shoes, and suddenly it's like navigating a black hole of mismatched socks.
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I bought a "Doctor Who" action figure, and it came with a tiny screwdriver. I thought it was a joke until I realized even toy Time Lords need to assemble their tiny furniture from Gallifreyan IKEA.
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I knocked on my friend's door, and he opened it with a fez on his head. I asked if he was trying to be the Eleventh Doctor. He said, "No, I just can't find my regular hat." That's the kind of everyday time-traveler struggle we don't see on TV.
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I tried watching "Doctor Who" with my grandma, and she said, "Oh, I remember when we used to have phone booths." I had to break it to her gently that the Doctor's ride is a bit more complicated than making calls and hoping it doesn't rain.
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If "Doctor Who" taught me anything, it's that if you hear strange noises in your house, it's either a hidden alien or just your plumbing acting up. Either way, call a professional.
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You ever notice how the Doctor in "Doctor Who" always knocks four times before something major happens? I mean, if I had that kind of ominous knocking pattern in my life, I'd be convinced my pizza delivery was about to change the course of history.
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