5 Jokes For Doctor Who Knock Knock

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Updated on: Jul 22 2025

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The Doctor's Perspective

Dealing with unexpected visitors
Traveling with companions is great until they decide to surprise you with a 'knock, knock' on the TARDIS door. I was just trying to take a nap, Karen!

The TARDIS' Perspective

Existential crisis due to constant knocking
Imagine being a sentient time machine, and all you get are surprise visits. I bet the Millennium Falcon doesn't have this problem. They probably have a 'no knocking' policy.

The Sonic Screwdriver's Perspective

Feeling unappreciated
Imagine being the most advanced piece of technology in the universe, and your main job is turning screws. I've fixed centuries-old alien technology, but no one appreciates my versatility.

The Dalek's Perspective

Expressing emotions through a monotone voice
I thought I'd be more social, so I knocked on a neighbor's door. They saw my plunger arm and yelled, 'Is that a weapon?' No, it's just for unclogging sinks, I swear!

The Alien's Perspective

Trying to fit in with Earth customs
I came all the way from the Andromeda Galaxy to make friends. Knocked on a door, and the next thing I know, I'm being chased by a guy with a plunger. What's up with that?

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