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Knock knock. Who's there? Dalek. Dalek who? Dalek the halls with boughs of exterminate!
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Knock knock. Who's there? Silence. Silence who? Exactly, my favorite audience!
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Knock knock. Who's there? Zygon. Zygon who? Zygonna make you laugh with this joke!
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Doctor who knock knock? Ood. Ood who? Ood you believe it's bigger on the inside?
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Doctor who knock knock? Silence. Silence who? Sorry, can't remember the punchline!
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Knock knock. Who's there? Sonic. Sonic who? Sonic screwdriver – just fixing time and space!
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Have you ever noticed that the Doctor from Doctor Who always knocks on the TARDIS door before entering? I mean, this guy is traveling through time and space, meeting aliens and saving civilizations, but he's still polite enough to knock. Imagine if he just barged in without knocking - Hey, Daleks, hope I'm not interrupting your evil plans, just passing through!
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You ever notice that the Doctor never uses a doorbell? I guess time travelers are just old-fashioned. Can you imagine the TARDIS having a doorbell sound? Ding-dong! Oh, excuse me, Cybermen, someone's at the door. Mind not destroying the universe for a minute?
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I tried knocking like the Doctor on my bedroom door, hoping it would transport me to a more exciting place. Instead, all I got was a confused roommate asking, Did you lose your key again, or are you just trying to be a time-traveling alien?
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The TARDIS has this iconic knocking sound when the Doctor lands. It's like the universe's way of saying, Special delivery from Gallifrey! I wish my life had a soundtrack like that. Imagine walking into work, and there's a dramatic knock announcing your entrance. Here comes Dave, the guy who fixes the coffee machine!
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The Doctor's a genius, right? But sometimes I wonder if knocking is the only thing he learned in Time Lord school. I bet he's terrible at other social skills. Like, Doctor, did you just eat my sandwich from the fridge? And he'd be like, Well, I knocked on the fridge first!
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What if the Doctor visited a planet where they didn't have doors? He'd be standing in front of a gaping hole in a wall, thinking, Do I just shout 'Time Lord coming through!' or should I invent doors for these people? Decisions, decisions.
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The TARDIS is this incredible time machine, but it's always making those weird groaning sounds. I bet the Doctor doesn't have a mechanic; he probably just goes to a garage and says, I need an oil change, and can you fix that knocking sound? Oh, it's just me? Never mind then.
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I was watching an episode where the Doctor knocks on a wooden door, and I couldn't help but think, Really? You're a Time Lord with a sonic screwdriver, and you're worried about splinters? Maybe that's the real reason the TARDIS is bigger on the inside - extra space for a first aid kit!
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You know you're a hardcore Doctor Who fan when you start knocking on your own front door like the Doctor. It's all fun until your neighbors think you're a time traveler or just really enthusiastic about pizza delivery.
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The Doctor knocks on every door, but you never see him waiting for someone to answer. He's got the patience of a saint or maybe a Time Lord. I can barely wait for my pizza delivery guy, and this guy is like, Oh, I'll just stand here for 200 years. No biggie.
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