8 Dms Jokes

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Updated on: Jun 13 2024

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I started a support group for people addicted to 'dms'. It's called 'Dm-Anon'—where everyone shares their messages anonymously!
I told my computer I love spending time in its 'dms'. Now it won't stop asking me for screenshots!
Why did the smartphone get a job in customer service? It had experience handling 'dms'!
My computer and I have a great relationship. It always gives me a 'notification' before sliding into my 'dms'!
I told my friend I'm writing a book about 'dms'. He asked if it's fiction or non-fiction. I said, 'Well, it depends on who you ask!
Why did the smartphone break up with the computer? Because it caught the computer sending too many unsolicited 'dms' to other devices!
I asked my computer for relationship advice. It told me to be more open, like its 'dms'!
I tried to make a 'dm' joke, but it got lost in the message requests. Guess it's now in the 'punchline' folder!

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