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Do you ever receive a DM so confusing that it's like deciphering ancient hieroglyphics? "Is this a secret code, or did autocorrect just have a field day?
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There's a fine line between a charming DM and sounding like an online salesman. "Hey, babe, want to buy this amazing conversation starter? It's free but comes with a lifetime subscription to awkwardness.
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Why is it that DM conversations have a tendency to escalate quickly? One moment you're discussing the weather, and the next, you're drafting a joint business proposal for a pet llama farm.
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You ever notice how starting a conversation in DMs feels like stepping into a dimly lit room at a party? You're not sure if you're gonna find a lively chat or just witness the awkward dance of unread messages.
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DMs are the modern-day carrier pigeons, but instead of a majestic bird, it's a little blue checkmark telling you, "Your message has been read. Good luck with that.
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The moment you accidentally open a DM in public, and it's a spicy conversation. Suddenly, you're trying to shield your phone like you're safeguarding the nuclear launch codes. "Nothing to see here, just some very animated discussions about pizza toppings.
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The anxiety of sending a risky DM is like playing Russian roulette with your phone. Will they respond with laughter, indifference, or that dreaded 'seen' notification, leaving you wondering what went wrong?
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Trying to slide into someone's DMs is like parallel parking. It looks easy, but the fear of embarrassment keeps you circling the block for hours, contemplating your life choices.
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DMs are like the secret agents of communication. You send a message, and it disappears into the digital abyss, only to resurface when it decides it's the perfect time to make things weird.
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