17 Dms Jokes

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Updated on: Jun 13 2024

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What's a computer's favorite type of music? 'Dm' and Bass!
Why did the email go to therapy? It had attachment issues and couldn't handle its 'dms'!
Why did the smartphone go to therapy? It couldn't get over its 'attachment' issues with 'dms'!
I told my friend I'm on a seafood diet. I see food, and then I 'dm' it to order!
Why did the cellphone break up with the calendar app? Too many date conflicts in the 'dms'!
Why did the social media influencer refuse to go camping? They couldn't deal with tents—only 'dms'!
What did the cellphone say to the user who was struggling to type a message? 'You need to work on your 'dms' !

DMs: Where Friendships Go to Hide

Have you ever noticed how DMs are where friendships go to hide? It's the digital equivalent of passing notes in class, except now we're passing notes in meetings, at weddings, during dinner... I mean, who needs eye contact when you've got emojis, right?

DMs: Where Typos Rule Supreme

Ever sent a message and realized you made a typo? That's when you enter the frantic ritual of tapping the backspace button like your life depends on it. And even if autocorrect jumps in, it's like your phone is playing a game of 'How to Embarrass Your Human.

The Cryptic Language of Emoji in DMs

You ever tried having a conversation purely in emojis? It's like playing Pictionary with hieroglyphics. What looks like a smiley face to you might translate to 'I'm plotting world domination' for someone else.

DMs: The Love-Hate Relationship

DMs are a bit like a rollercoaster ride - thrilling when you're connecting, terrifying when the conversation takes a sudden drop. It's the only place where a 'Hi' can mean a thousand different things depending on the timing and number of 'i's.

DMs: The Realm of Miscommunication

Let's talk about the Olympic sport of misinterpretation - direct messaging. You could send someone a message like I'm fine, and suddenly, it's a cryptic puzzle. Are they really fine? Are they being held hostage by their emotions? We'll never know!

The Cliffhangers in DMs

DMs are the kings and queens of cliffhangers. You send a message, and then the dreaded typing bubble appears... and disappears. It's like the season finale of a show you love, except this time, you're waiting for a reply about what's for dinner.

The Drama of Direct Messages

You know, DMs... They're like a secret society online. You enter, you whisper, you hope nobody catches you sneaking around in the virtual dark. It's like being in a spy movie, except instead of top-secret information, it's mostly just memes and typos.

DMs: The Never-Ending Notifications

The joy of falling asleep with your phone buzzing from DMs and waking up to 500 notifications. Suddenly, you're the star of a real-life version of 'Groundhog Day' where the only thing repeating is the endless stream of messages.

DMs: The Wild, Wild West of Social Interaction

DMs are where social etiquette goes to take a vacation. It's the one place where you can switch from discussing world politics to debating whether pineapple belongs on pizza, all in the span of three messages.

DM Etiquette: The Unwritten Rules

You know you've crossed a line in the DM world when you accidentally heart a message that needed a thoughtful response. It's the digital equivalent of laughing at a funeral - awkward, uncomfortable, and in need of a good explanation.

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