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What do you call a Disney princess who is also a detective? Sherl-O Ariel!
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Why did Belle bring a mirror to the dinner table? To reflect on her food choices!
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What did Rapunzel say when she opened her salon? 'Long time, no strand'!
Midnight Curfews
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Cinderella's curfew is midnight, and she loses her shoe. My curfew is midnight, and I lose my dignity on the dance floor.
Castle Real Estate Woes
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Sleeping Beauty sleeps for a hundred years, wakes up, and gets a castle. I sleep for ten hours and can't even find my keys.
Disney Princess Dilemmas
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You ever notice how Disney princesses always have perfect hair? Like, did Ariel have an underwater hair salon we didn't know about?
The Talking Animal Quandary
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Snow White talks to animals. When I talk to animals, they just look at me like, Dude, chill, I'm just here for the crumbs.
Rapunzel's Haircare Routine
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Rapunzel let down her hair from a tower. If I did that, my hair would probably just get stuck on the doorknob.
The Enchanted Wardrobe
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Belle's wardrobe is magical. If my wardrobe was enchanted, it would probably just make sure I always have one sock missing.
Underwater Etiquette
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Ariel trades her voice for legs. I can't even trade my wifi password for good reception.
The Prince Charming Paradox
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Every Disney princess finds her Prince Charming, but have you ever thought about how many left swipes they had to go through on Fairy Tale Tinder first?
Singing Birds and Reality
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In Disney movies, birds help Cinderella get dressed. If I had birds in my room every morning, they'd probably just steal my cereal.
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