5 Jokes For Disney Princess

Double Meaning Jokes

Updated on: Jul 03 2025

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Cinderella's Fairy Godmother

Trying to keep up with Cinderella's last-minute requests
Cinderella's Fairy Godmother told me she's considering a career change. She's tired of working in the "pumpkin" spice industry.

Prince Charming's Personal Stylist

Constant pressure to make Prince Charming look flawless
Prince Charming's stylist said, "I can't work miracles. I can't make him charming all the time; I'm not a wizard. Just a wizard with hairspray.

Ariel's Marriage Counselor

Navigating the challenges of a relationship between a mermaid and a human
Ariel's marriage counselor admitted, "It's hard to mediate when one of them can't speak without gurgling. It's like counseling underwater. I need scuba gear!

Sleeping Beauty's Alarm Clock

The constant struggle to wake up Sleeping Beauty on time
The other day, Sleeping Beauty's alarm clock went on strike. It said, "I'm tired of being the bad guy. I just want to ring without being cursed!

Mulan's Fitness Trainer

Training Mulan for battle while dealing with her unconventional methods
Mulan's fitness trainer tried to introduce her to yoga, but she insisted on calling it "warrior pose." I guess inner peace is just not as exciting as outer war.

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