5 Jokes For Did I Ever Tell You About The Time

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Updated on: Aug 11 2025

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The DIY Disaster

Attempting home improvement projects and discovering a total lack of handyman skills.
Tried to paint a room once. It went from "subtle lavender" to "highlighter purple." My friends said it's vibrant. I call it 'UV Regret.

The Clumsy Chef

Trying to impress a date with cooking skills, but everything keeps going wrong.
I thought making a soufflé would be easy. Did you know they're like the teenagers of the baking world? The moment you look away, they collapse.

The Tech Novice

Attempting to be tech-savvy but realizing you're stuck in the analog era.
Got a virtual reality headset. Fell flat on my face. Turns out, the virtual world has the same rules as the real one—gravity still wins.

The Pet Parent

Trying to train a pet and realizing they're the ones who trained you.
Bought a talking parrot. It learned my phone's alarm sound. Now every morning, I wake up to "Emergency Alert: Incoming Call." Thanks, Polly, for the daily heart attack.

The Fitness Fanatic

Attempting a new workout routine and realizing it's more comedy than cardio.
Signed up for a marathon once. Took an Uber halfway through. Turns out, I can run, just not as far as I thought.

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