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Why did the depressed person become a math teacher? Because they wanted to find some 'positive' solutions!
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Why did the depressed person become a gardener? Because they wanted to plant a seed of hope!
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Why did the depressed person bring a ladder to the bar? They heard the drinks were on the house!
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Why did the depressed person start a garden? Because they needed to find a little growth in their life!
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Why did the depressed person start a blog? They wanted a place where their thoughts could be heard, even if they were feeling a bit blue.
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I suggested to my depressed friend that they take up photography. Now they just focus on the negatives.
Therapy for Dummies
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You know, they say laughter is the best medicine, but have you ever tried to prescribe a joke to a depressed person? It's like handing them a book titled Therapy for Dummies. I mean, I'm not a doctor, but I'm pretty sure the punchline isn't a substitute for Prozac.
Depressed GPS
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My depressed friend said they feel like they're stuck in life, so I suggested they get a GPS for direction. Now, I'm not saying they're depressed, but their GPS responds with things like, In 100 feet, make a U-turn... and maybe reconsider your life choices.
Self-Help Shelf
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I suggested my depressed friend try some self-help books. They bought so many that now their bookshelf looks like the clearance section of the I Have Issues store. I guess reading about happiness is a lot easier than actually being happy.
Life's IKEA Furniture
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Life is like IKEA furniture for my depressed friend – it's confusing, frustrating, and no matter how many times you try to put it together, there's always a piece missing. And let's not even talk about the Allen wrench of existential dread.
Emotionally Bankrupt
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I told my depressed friend that they should try a new approach to life, you know, like emotional investing. But they said their emotional bank account is overdrawn. I guess their emotions are on the same budget as my college savings.
Mood Swing Dance
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I told my depressed friend they should try dancing to lift their spirits. Now, they've taken it to a whole new level. It's not a happy dance; it's more like a mood swing dance. One minute they're doing the cha-cha, and the next, it's the tango with existential dread.
Comedy as Therapy
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I told my depressed friend that laughter is the best medicine. Now, every time I see them, they hand me a co-pay. I guess my comedy act is now part of their therapy sessions. I hope they're not submitting insurance claims.
Procrastination Station
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My depressed friend and I decided to start a new business together. It's called the Procrastination Station. We figured we'd get a lot done eventually. Our slogan? Why do today what you can put off until tomorrow... or the day after... or next week?
Depression Diet
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My depressed friend said they're on a new diet - it's called the Depression Diet. Apparently, it consists of eating feelings and avoiding any form of motivation. I tried it for a day, but I ended up just binge-watching sad movies and calling it a cinematic experience.
Depression Olympics
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I was talking to my depressed friend the other day, and they told me they're training for the Depression Olympics. I didn't even know that was a thing. I asked them what the events were, and they said it's just lying in bed for days straight and trying not to cry in public. I told them they better aim for the gold in napping.
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