5 Depressed Person Jokes

Double Meaning Jokes

Updated on: Jan 06 2025

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Self-Help Group

Irony of attending a self-help group for depression while feeling unable to help oneself.
Self-Help Group : "I told the group I have trouble opening up. They suggested I start with a joke. I said, 'My life is the joke, and I'm still trying to find the punchline.'

Job Interview

The challenge of presenting oneself positively while dealing with depression during a job interview.
Job Interview : "When they asked me where I see myself in five years, I said, 'Hopefully in the witness protection program, starting fresh.'

Therapist's Office

The struggle between a therapist and a depressed client trying to find humor in therapy sessions.
Therapist : "Told my depressed client to lighten up. They brought a flashlight to the next session. That was illuminating, in a not-so-funny way.

Social Gathering

The awkwardness and irony of a depressed person attending a social event.
Social Gathering : "Depressed people at a bar are like ice cubes at a campfire - they're there, but they're definitely not melting into the atmosphere.

Family Reunion

The clash between familial expectations and the reality of dealing with depression.
Family Reunion : "My family thinks depression is just a phase. It's more like a subscription service - it keeps renewing itself without my consent.

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