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I've realized that being around a depressed person during winter is like watching a plant in desperate need of sunlight. "Just a little bit of sunshine, and maybe, just maybe, we won't wilt today.
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Have you ever seen the art of procrastination perfected? It's not in students, but in a depressed person deciding whether to take a shower or not. It becomes a philosophical debate of epic proportions.
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You'd think with all the deep thinking a depressed person does, they'd have answers to life's mysteries. Instead, they're more like human encyclopedias of existential questions and not-so-quick fixes.
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It's amusing how a depressed person can be an expert in the art of online window shopping. They've mastered the skill of adding items to their cart, then promptly closing the tab before the guilt sets in. Ah, the thrill of almost retail therapy!
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You know you've hit a low point when the highlight of your day as a depressed person is successfully hitting the snooze button three times in a row without any remorse.
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You know you're in a deep conversation with a depressed person when even your cat starts to look concerned, like it's contemplating its own nine lives.
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It's fascinating how a depressed person can have a PhD in overthinking. I mean, they can turn a simple "How are you?" into a full-blown existential crisis in just three seconds!
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If a depressed person had a dollar for every time someone said, "Just snap out of it," they'd probably have enough money to buy a one-way ticket to a tropical island. And yes, they'd probably overthink that decision too.
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Have you ever noticed that a depressed person and a smartphone have something in common? Both are constantly low on energy, always in need of a recharge!
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