7 Depressed Person Jokes

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Updated on: Jan 06 2025

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I told my depressed friend to follow their dreams. Now they're just wandering aimlessly through the grocery store.
I told my depressed friend to make a list of things that make them happy. The page is still blank.
I suggested to my depressed friend that they try skydiving. They said, 'Why fall when I'm already down?
Why don't depressed people ever play hide and seek? Because good luck hiding when they've already found the dark corners of their minds!
I tried to cheer up my depressed friend with music. Now they're just singing the blues.
I asked a depressed person if they wanted to hear a joke about construction. They said they were already falling apart.
Why did the depressed person become a gardener? Because they wanted to see something bloom for a change!

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