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Why did the Democratic chicken cross the road? To collude with the other side!
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Why did the Democrat buy a GPS? To navigate their way out of the 'Russian collusion' rabbit hole!
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Why did the Russian spy bring a ladder to the Democratic Party? To reach the 'high ground' of collusion!
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Why don't Democrats play cards with Russians? They always accuse them of 'collusion'!
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Why did the Democratic cat sit on the keyboard? It was trying to type 'Russian collusion' into existence!
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Why did the Democratic politician go to Russia? To learn about 'putting the spin' on collusion accusations!
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What's a Democrat's favorite dance? The collusion shuffle - always changing partners!
Dems' Russia Collusion Not Working
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The Democrats and Russia collusion – it's like trying to find Waldo in a book where Waldo doesn't even exist. They were looking for collusion harder than I look for my car keys every morning, and let me tell you, my keys are way easier to find than evidence of that conspiracy.
Dems' Russia Collusion Not Working
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The Democrats were so invested in the Russia collusion narrative that I thought they were practicing for an improv comedy show. Give us a location – Trump Tower! Give us a conspiracy theory – collusion with Russia! Now, let's see them improvise their way out of that one.
Dems' Russia Collusion Not Working
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The Dems and Russia collusion – it's like waiting for a train that never arrives. They were standing on the platform, ticket in hand, and all they got was an announcement saying, Sorry folks, this collusion has been delayed indefinitely. It's like the political version of the Hogwarts Express stuck in Muggle traffic.
Dems' Russia Collusion Not Working
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You know, the Democrats were really banking on that whole Russia collusion thing. I mean, they were more invested in it than I am in my Netflix subscription. But, you know, unlike my subscription, their plotline had more holes than Swiss cheese. I haven't seen a conspiracy theory crumble that fast since I tried to assemble IKEA furniture without the manual.
Dems' Russia Collusion Not Working
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You know, the Democrats were expecting a blockbuster with the Russia collusion storyline, but it turned out to be more of a political rom-com. Picture this: When Harry Met Putin. Spoiler alert: it's a love story between two countries that never really had a date.
Dems' Russia Collusion Not Working
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You know, the Democrats and Russia collusion – it's like trying to mix oil and water. They thought they had the perfect recipe for political disaster, but it turns out oil and water can coexist more peacefully than their collusion dreams and reality. It's like they were trying to make a soufflé out of hot air.
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You know, the Dems were so into the Russia collusion narrative, I thought they were auditioning for a Netflix true crime series. I can see the trailer now: Coming soon, a thrilling tale of political intrigue and disappointment – 'The Collusion Conundrum.' Spoiler alert: it's just 12 episodes of them pointing fingers.
Dems' Russia Collusion Not Working
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The Democrats and Russia collusion – it's like watching a magician try to pull a rabbit out of a hat, but instead, they just keep pulling out excuses. Oh, it's not collusion, it's just a magical geopolitical friendship. I haven't seen misdirection like that since I tried to convince my doctor that my daily chocolate intake is just a well-balanced diet.
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You know, the Democrats were so convinced of Russia collusion that they probably thought Putin was delivering pizzas to Trump Tower. I can see it now: One large pepperoni and a side of election interference, please! Talk about a political Domino's effect.
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The Democrats were hoping for a smoking gun in the Russia collusion saga, but it turned out to be more of a water pistol. It's like they were expecting James Bond, but they got Inspector Gadget instead. Go-go gadget conspiracy theory – oh wait, it doesn't exist!
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