5 Jokes About Dems Russia Collusion Not Working

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Updated on: Jul 10 2025

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The Disillusioned Voter

Trying to find the collusion in a world of political chaos.
I thought finding collusion would be like finding a needle in a haystack. Turns out, it's more like finding a specific grain of sand on the beach – impossible, and you might end up with sunburn.

The Confused Citizen

Navigating through the sea of conflicting information.
I asked my friend to explain the whole collusion thing to me. He started drawing diagrams, connecting dots, and by the end, I was more confused than when I started. I said, "Bro, I just wanted the SparkNotes version, not a PhD in political mysteries.

The Conspiracy Theorist

Juggling between believing in conspiracy theories and facing the reality.
They talk about collusion like it's the best-kept secret. I'm starting to think it's the government's way of making us feel like we're part of an exclusive club. "Sorry, sir, you're not on the list. No collusion for you.

The Political Pessimist

Living in a world where nothing seems to go as planned.
I thought finding collusion would be like finding a pot of gold at the end of the rainbow. Turns out, it's more like finding a unicorn – a mythical creature that politicians use to distract us from the real issues.

The Bored Spectator

Watching the political drama unfold with a bag of popcorn and a sense of humor.
They say laughter is the best medicine. So, every time they bring up collusion, I just burst into laughter. It's my way of self-medicating against political stress.

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