6 Jokes For Defecating

Witty Jokes

Updated on: Apr 14 2025

cancel
Rating
Sort By:
I told my dog it's time for bed, and now he won't stop barking up the wrong tree.
Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything, even bathroom excuses!
Why did the smartphone go to therapy? It couldn't find inner peace, always vibrating with anxiety.
What did one toilet say to the other? You look flushed!
I told my computer I needed a break, and now it won't stop sending me bathroom ads. It thinks I need more gigs!
My cat scratched me, and now I have a purr-fectly shaped bandage. It's a cat-tastrophe!

Post a Comment


How was your experience?
0 0 reviews
5 Stars
(0)
4 Stars
(0)
3 Stars
(0)
2 Stars
(0)
1 Stars
(0)

Topic of the day

Go-somewhere
Apr 26 2025

0
Total Topics
0
Added Today