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Public restroom toilet paper - it's like trying to wipe with a cloud. It disintegrates upon contact. I feel like I need a black belt in origami just to make it useful.
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Let's talk about the unwritten code of silence in public restrooms. You could be in there with five other people, and it's like you've entered the "Clandestine Quiet Zone." It's so silent; you can hear a pin drop, or in this case, something else.
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We've all been in that situation where you're at a friend's place, and you clog the toilet. Panic sets in as you search for a plunger, and suddenly you're the star of your very own bathroom-themed sitcom.
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You know you've hit a low point in life when your most significant accomplishment for the day is a seamless and silent exit from a public restroom. Mission accomplished, ninja style!
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Why do they call it a bathroom break at work? I mean, I'm not breaking anything. If anything, I'm fixing a biological issue. I should get a "Biological Break" instead. Sounds more official.
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Public restroom hand dryers - they're like the free trial of a horror movie. You start, and it's all calm, and then BAM! The deafening roar begins, and you're just hoping you survive the next 20 seconds without losing an eardrum.
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Have you ever been in someone else's house and had that awkward moment when you're searching for the bathroom, and you accidentally open a door to a room you're not supposed to be in? Suddenly, you're not looking for the bathroom; you're looking for an escape route.
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You know you're an adult when the highlight of your day is finding a clean, well-maintained public restroom. It's like hitting the jackpot! It's not just a restroom; it's a five-star oasis in the desert of public facilities.
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You ever notice how public restrooms have this unwritten rule? It's like a game of espionage. You make eye contact with someone entering, and it's like, "Abort mission! We've been compromised!
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