7+ Best One Liners Jokes For defecating

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I used to be a baker because I kneaded dough.

I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug.

My wife told me to stop impersonating a flamingo. I had to put my foot down.

I used to play piano by ear, but now I use my hands.

I accidentally sprayed deodorant in my mouth. Now when I talk, I have this weird Axe scent.

I asked the librarian if the library had any books on paranoia. She whispered, 'They're right behind you.

I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised.

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